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                           How to get the perfect tan…..

                                Laugh your way to happiness…..

                                     The magic number seven.....

Just three of the topics covered in this highly entertaining collection of poems.        Also, the poem “My Lord” has been set to music and has become a favourite and often included in the hymn selection at his local church. 

 

Contents:

Poems,      Home Alone,      The Mill,      The Perfect Tan,      The Master,      Seven,      The Muffinmouse,      The Latest Craze,      Weight Watchers,      Laughter,      Time,      The Job,      The Family of Man,      The Chimney Sweep,      Pictures in the Sky,      Tomorrow’s World,      My Lord,      King the Tooth,      Can We Learn?      It’s All Over Now,      Fish,      Memories,      Wishing,      The Contented Cow.

 

(Poems first published 2006)

 

SAMPLE  VERSES 

 

THE PERFECT TAN

Your colour is light
And you think you look white
When you start making holiday plans,
To be a jet setter
A bronze would be better,
You contemplate synthetic tans;
The sun bed down at the hairdresser’s?
The booth at the video store?
The sun tanning creamsor the ointments?  
You’re spoilt by the choices galore. ….......…(cont)

 

PICTURES IN THE SKY

The old man sitting on the hill
Sees pictures in the sky
Invisible to you and me
However hard we try;
These pictures fill a storybook
That only he can read,
And meditating on these facts
His ideas start to breed. ………………(continued)

 

LAUGHTER

If your day is going wrong
And filling with dismay
Then try to find the funny side
And laugh your woes away,
And even if you cannot laugh,
Just make a laughing sound
And you will find its qualities
Of healing will abound. ………………(continued)

 

THE CHIMNEY SWEEP

The time had come to clear the soot
And be a chimney sweep
But all the things that happened next
Would make a grown man weep;
The idiotic amateur,
Not knowing what to do,
Just screwed the rods onto the brush
And pushed them up the flue. ………………(continued)

 

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